things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony: smile until jaw feels like breaking make seizure-like body movements make random hand gestures if alone, scream loudly if not alone, scream internally if doesn’t care, scream anyway run around the house then back weep weep but don’t let tears fall make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy hug something claw something pull hair sigh try saying...
Max: I've got a joke, a good one.
Max: What do you call a guy wearing 100 balaclavas?.. Anything you want, he can't hear you.
lady-florida: oh my god i did not see that coming i cant stop laughing
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
If you don’t reblog…
Am i the only one who DOESN'T like parade.....
*high five* i don’t like either :D Me too!!
i never get anons asking me weird shit
it makes me sad
what are you expecting from your USA tour?
Jay: i think if we're here for a month on a tour bus there's gonna be atleast two huge arguments. really really big ones where people dont talk for two hours afterwards.
Tom: lets start one now... ahhhhhhh!
Jay: i hate bolton! i dont hate botlon
Nathan: who do you think it will be between?
Jay: nathan and siva will be one, and max and tom will be another...
Tom: sorry, the guy that sits in the middle
Siva: he takes himself out of the equation
Max: mr peace keeper
Nathan: ay mate, want someone to pull those splinters out of your ass while you just sat on the fence..
Jay: just call me mother theresa
I'm not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1). People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky. I don’t get asked for pictures of me. People don’t ask me for requests. I don’t have alot to offer. most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs i LOVE every little follower of mine
That moment when you try to catch all the perfume... →
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Max: Always have protection kids.
Jayne: What factor do you use Max ??
Max: Me ?? I use Extra Large;)
Jayne: I said WHAT FACTOR.
Jay: Max Factor.
When people flirt with the person you like.
itotallyrelate: “BACK THA FUCK UP NIGGA.”